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[penuswilliams]

it’s called science

[gunsandfireandshit]

Is this supposed to be ironic or did y'all forget the part where the CIS droids walk through the shield like it's nothing and start mowing the Gungans down??

[impartial-knockback]

Did you forget the part where the gungans win because the shield meant the droids had to come within range of their other defenses?

[gunsandfireandshit]

Did you forget the part where the *Trade Federation droids pretty much immediately shoot the Gungan shield generators once inside and it's a total rout for the Gungans with every single one killed, captured, or fleeing the field after about two minutes of combat? The only reason any Gungans survived is because Anakin took out the Trade Federation control ship.

[impartial-knockback]

Anakin is more bong residue

[gunsandfireandshit]

[horny mayhem]

[apollos-boyfriend]

matpat is to fnaf theorists what freud is to psychologists.

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[mixedican]

whos granny smith where shes getting all of these damb apples.

[soupquinze]

fun fact! granny smith is nabed aftr marea am smift frugh huh dibrack blarn eat showegh whale snert yargh hugh mort B

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[mixedican]

eeach day i learn some more ! :) thank you for the share

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[toskarin]

[thesamestarlight]

reblog to kill it faster

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[writterings]

why do so many teenagers follow me. you know i do drugs right.

[writterings]

advice for teens: don't do drugs and drive, don't do drugs with people that don't care about you or people you feel responsible for, don't do drugs for the first time in public, and don't do drugs for the first time alone. also tbh i would recommend not doing anything stronger than weed or alcohol until you're above the age of 18. also nicotine isn't as good as you think it is. addiction is real and seek help if you find yourself leaning on a substance to clear your head/relax more than, like, twice per week. stay safe.

[curesncryptids]

telling teens not to do drugs doesn't work. practical advice like this is so important.

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[duncebento]

[artisticlesbian]

[orcboxer]

(via @arianwells )

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[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags if you’re old enough to remember renting movies from the video store

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[swarnpert]

if making whoopee is old timey slang for sex then are whoopee pies named that because they look like.......well......you know........

[swarnpert]

thank you for giving me that wonderful visual

[horny mayhem]

[theconcealedweapon]

Cops are trained to be bad. Anyone who insists on being good is not welcome.

[denimull]

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[pitbolshevik]

"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

[failbaby]

this might've been twitter but i'd like to remind everyone of the subsequent 400 IQ take, "you should ask people for consent before masturbating to the thought of them"

[pitbolshevik]

WHAT

[brainscrewz]

i think i saw that tweet actually! they said specifically that witchy and spiritual people KNOW you're getting off to them and you should ask first lmao. if that's not projecting idk what is

[pitbolshevik]

this is making my brain short circuit

[subconscious-realm]

No. Yes we do know, i receive nasty disturbing visions out of nowhere and when i walk past them again i instantly know as well as them from their facial language. but if they are hot then yes i enjoy it and its not really bad but You Should At Least Ask Psychic Permission beforehand please.....

[pitbolshevik]

i would love to study you

[letmefixthatforyou]

I mean from a witchy perspective, if you know someone has fantasised about you just from walking past them, then that's your fault for not erecting proper psychic wards. It's not some random stranger's responsibility to deal with you projecting your psyche everywhere

[pitbolshevik]

how did this post turn into this what the fuck is happening

[taningia]

[normal-horoscopes]

[We pass each other on the street and my overwhelming psychic power smashes your wards like an egg. You are unable to resist my erotic fantasies about the canadian supreme court.]

[j-liz]